How To Procrastinate Studying For A Chem Final...
1) Arriving home, decide to have a bubble bath because it'll make you smell good, and one can't be expected to study when one doesn't enjoy one's own scent.
2) After the bubble bath, put on some Dr.Phil, just so, you know, one gets in the mindset of anti-socialness.
3) Once Dr.Phil's over one may have an overwhelming sense of emotional exhaustion...so one should be allowed a short nap.
4) In waking up from the short nap, one may need a quick wake up, so one can test what it's like to eat chocolate pudding with a chocolate bar, all the while contemplating how the very large man in Dr.Phil's "House of Hate" got to be so large...
5) Once one has consumed the wake up cure, one should put on a chick flick, simply as background noise, because a little distraction is always good.
6) One can then sit with a binder open on their lap while taking good notes on the movie plot.
7) When the phone rings, one may grab it, and then talk about every random thing that comes to mind for a solid twenty minutes.
8) Since it's never good to be disorganized, one can organize all DVDs in alphabetical order, then try and find the digital camera promised by the elder brother.
9) Once the digital camera is in one's possesion, one may charge it so it's ready for use, then try and fix the old school camera.
10) Without success in fixing the old school camera, one may then sit infront of the mirror trying every hairstyle known to man, even though one will not be associating with anybody from the outside world for 16 and a half hours.
11) As to not be completely cut out from the world, one may then check their Myspace, Facebook, Bebo, Hi5, WAYN, Hotmail, Gmail, Facebox and MSN, the majority of which haven't been checked in at least five months.
12) One can then write a blog post about their procrastination, edit it for errors, offer to make dinner, clean their room, walk the dog, clean the kitchen, plan an outfit for tomorrow, and find a pencil to write the final with.
...and then...maaaaybe study?
But what's the point?
Because we all know that at midnight tonight when everything's clean, fixed, and found, panic will set in, and I'll be up until 3am doing completely useless cramming.
2) After the bubble bath, put on some Dr.Phil, just so, you know, one gets in the mindset of anti-socialness.
3) Once Dr.Phil's over one may have an overwhelming sense of emotional exhaustion...so one should be allowed a short nap.
4) In waking up from the short nap, one may need a quick wake up, so one can test what it's like to eat chocolate pudding with a chocolate bar, all the while contemplating how the very large man in Dr.Phil's "House of Hate" got to be so large...
5) Once one has consumed the wake up cure, one should put on a chick flick, simply as background noise, because a little distraction is always good.
6) One can then sit with a binder open on their lap while taking good notes on the movie plot.
7) When the phone rings, one may grab it, and then talk about every random thing that comes to mind for a solid twenty minutes.
8) Since it's never good to be disorganized, one can organize all DVDs in alphabetical order, then try and find the digital camera promised by the elder brother.
9) Once the digital camera is in one's possesion, one may charge it so it's ready for use, then try and fix the old school camera.
10) Without success in fixing the old school camera, one may then sit infront of the mirror trying every hairstyle known to man, even though one will not be associating with anybody from the outside world for 16 and a half hours.
11) As to not be completely cut out from the world, one may then check their Myspace, Facebook, Bebo, Hi5, WAYN, Hotmail, Gmail, Facebox and MSN, the majority of which haven't been checked in at least five months.
12) One can then write a blog post about their procrastination, edit it for errors, offer to make dinner, clean their room, walk the dog, clean the kitchen, plan an outfit for tomorrow, and find a pencil to write the final with.
...and then...maaaaybe study?
But what's the point?
Because we all know that at midnight tonight when everything's clean, fixed, and found, panic will set in, and I'll be up until 3am doing completely useless cramming.
posted by Lauren at 5:27 PM
1 Comments:
Procrastination or ADHD?
Hope the exam goes well! :)
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