The Mushroom Center

So on Monday I decided to go to the high school and go to the learning center for B block and read my textbook, then in A block be tutored by a gr12 student. In B block though I quickly became bored with reading about the pythagorean theorem and other weird things I don't know how to spell. I decided I would tune into the conversation the other kids were having...

B-unit: man have you ever played wow?

Twitchy drug boy: hahahaha oh man...wow!

Skater half normal boy: What the hell is wow?

B-unit: How can you not know wow?

Twichy drug boy: I had macaroni this morning

Skater half normal boy: how can you not just tell me what it is

B-unit: it's the war of worlds video game, its got the sweetest graphics and i play it like allllll the time now

Twitchy drug boy: my dad said he was going to bring me back Halo 3 cause he's in Japan right now....well I think he is, cause Mom kicked me out again so I'm sleeping on Trevor's porch in my sleeping bag. But he makes good macaroni.

Skater half normal boy: Nobody cares. Why didn't you just say War of Worlds in the first place you idiot?

B-unit: Shut up

Skater half-normal boy: have you ever heard of big?

B-unit: big?

Twitchy drug boy: My sleeping bag's big

Skater half normail boy: yeah...BRENDAN IS GAY! hah!

B-unit: whatever man.

I got kind of bored of that conversation so I started listening to the two kids who were sitting at my table. I then learned more about drugs than I ever have or probably will in my life.

Hippy girl: Man, this summer man, it's gunna be the summer of drugs.

Quitter boy: Yeah man? I quit that shat it messed with me man.

Hippy girl: I like...you know? I don't evencare anymore, I'm just gunna be on a permanent high all next year hey.

Quitter boy: Yeah I was thinking of droppin some acid this summer.

Hippy girl: Yeah dude, don't quit. Drugs are the sh*t. The sh*t man. I'm thinking this summer? Mushrooms, mushroom soup, mushroom tea, heroine, but E is better I think it makes me feel nicer, straight up smokin. I wanna cut down to like 2 or 3 smokes a day you know though man? Cause it's just trippin with too many other sub-stan-ces! Hah, you know?

Quitter boy: Yeah you know I don't do that anymore. But I really like mushroom tea. Better than good old alcohol, but I never mind a buzz. I just don't like to mix molson with mushroom tea it gets too crazy for me.

Hippy girl: Oh man, I think my brain is just uh...fried. Yeah.

Quitter boy: yeah.

That conversation continued the entire block, pretty interesting. When I was asked about drugs I said I like sugar and coffee. But Jesus has the coolest high. Then I started trying to figure out the world of numbers again deciding to make use of my brain seeing as how it wasn't fried.